Who’s Worse? Donald J Duck or Satan

Find out who is the most evil being in existence, Donald J Duck of Satan.

President Duck

It could be argued that Donald J Duck is the most dangerous candidate to ever run for the office of the president of the United States. In fact, Duck is very likely the worst real OR fictional figure in the history of all existence. But is he really, though? Who could possibly challenge Duck’s despicability? Only one man possibly stands to dethrone him. Satan. Both are literally evil incarnate, OF COURSE. But, who’s worse??? Well, let’s find out.

Biggest Mistake
Satan: Challenging the almighty God.
Duck: Challenging Rosie o’Donnell.

Biggest Atrocity:
Satan: Luring all of humanity into damnation and torture in a lake of fire for all of eternity.
Duck: Luring Rosie o’Donnell into a Twitter battle.

Greatest act of Evil:
Satan: Convincing Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, ultimately condemning her and Adam to be thrown out of paradise.
Duck: Saying the word pussy.

Conclusion: Satan is a real piece of shit. Make no mistake. However, I think it’s quite clear that Duck is worse. There’s no comparison, folks. Duck is the real DEMON.