Not All Birds Have Beaks

Forget about beaks. Just forget about them.

Listen up you green headed mallard duck scum. Not all birds have beaks, okay!

It’s not my job to educate you, and I know you can barely read anyway. But I’m just literally shaking right now thinking about you, so this whole post is more an act of self care than it is a favor. But it is a favor. Make no mistake. You’re welcome!

Not all birds have beaks. I know this might be tough to get through your duck head, but beaks are a social construct. Okay! The beak binary was created by the duckriarchy as a form of OPPRESSION to oppress birds. Google it.

Have you ever thought for one second what it’s like for birds who weren’t born birds to constantly hear about beaks and how they don’t have them. No you haven’t, because of your PRIVILEGE. Go read a book.

I’m done talking to you. I’ve got better things to do, like SAVING THE PLANET. Goodbye.